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August 18, 2006

Bats and Spam: An Analogy

Although ignoring a problem is something I do pretty well, at least I’m optimistic enough to believe that nothing is irrecoverable. Despite exponentially growing spam, it took only a short time investment in prevention to keep it from getting any worse. For now, the spam barrier seems to be holding and I can’t help draw a parallel to another preventative measure I put into place at the end of the week.

Bats, the flying mammal kind, have invaded my neighborhood. I don’t mind bats themselves, but poop on the siding and hearing them crawl around in the ceiling above my bed was an issue. It wasn’t so bad at first when I had only four. That number doubled after my next door neighbor hired a wildlife expert to bat-proof her home. Rather than let the bat situation spiral out of control, a friend stayed over one night to help serve the eviction notice. After the bats went hunting, we temporarily sealed up the entrances with masking tape. The next morning, it was complete pandemonium as they tried to get back in, only to be thwarted by a simple strip of tape. The bats eventually gave up and flew into the distance to find other shelter. I’ve since permanently caulked each opening, and the barrier seems to be holding.

So far, the spam barrier also seems to be holding. As with the bats, I hope the spammers eventually give up and stop dropping poop all over my house.



comments

Wonderful! Although, as the school year begins, I'm going to have less time to participate in these discussions, I still enjoy reading the various comments and posts.
Even now, I'm supposed to be working on lesson plans, but I couldn't resist saying hi.

It's simply great to have you stop by.

I'd normally be in the same boat, but I'm not going to teach this year. Although I'm sure I'll miss it, I'm looking forward to taking a long, long break.

ditto, enygma-
it's wonderful to see some activity around here!

well, the bat situation seemed easier to solve than thought! bats...geesh, i remember the bats that came around my grandmother's house when i was a little, tiny girl.


I found out recently that I only live a few miles from NJ's largest bat cave. Although all the bats around my house will hibernate there for the winter, odds are they'll be back next summer. Eek!

"To the Batcave, Robin!" I just hope that you don't get mosquitos since you evicted the bats. They are very efficient at keeping the mosquito population down, although not as efficient as the DC-3s that my county here in Florida uses to spray them. We have bats that help out as well; I can hear them squeaking in the trees sometimes when I'm driving to work at night.

Even with bats, I've got plenty of mosquitos. Living between a lake and a swamp makes for a pretty bad bug situation.

Besides, I'm not exactly sure I got rid of them. I only caulked up one section of soffit, so I suspect they moved into other areas. There are plenty of other holes and gaps around the outside of my house.

Eh, one of these nights I'll sit outside to monitor the situation.

does it make you feel like bruce wayne?
not even a tinsy bit?

(that's just me romanticizing about batman)

 

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