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January 23, 2007

Good Morning...

...it's 7:22 a.m. and I'm already sitting in my office attempting to write another post in the style of Nicholson Baker. I woke up extra early this morning and the fire has been going strong for nearly two hours already. After balling up some newspaper, I put some charred bits of last night's logs that had fallen to the back of the stove on top, then I put some split kindling on top of that and finished it off with bigger pieces. The newspaper lit quickly but fizzled into a black papery heap, defeated by the wood's refusal to succumb to peer pressure. I made several attempts to manually nurture a flame, but finally broke down from cold and slid a fire starter stick under the pile. The house is now a toasty 73 degrees.

The cat woke me up today by sitting next to my pillow and nibbling on my fingers. When I sleep, I usually tuck everything under the down comforter except my head, which gets snuggled into a deep crevice at the center of my overstuffed pillow. This morning, before I was awake, one of my arms decided to crawl out as I lay on my side because it was more comfortable stretched out than crushed under my torso. Hunger sent the cat to my fingertips in order to let me know that he wanted to be fed as soon as possible. He didn't like yesterday's can of food—sliced turkey in gravy—and spent the day picking at it but not eating. When the cat first arrived, he would wake me up by rubbing his wet nose against mine but has changed his technique because I respond to that by rolling over. Finger-nibbling is more likely to get me out of bed since it subtly sends the message that he would have no problem eating me if he became hungry enough.

My cat's name is Mocha because he has the coloring of a cup of coffee with a little bit of chocolate and cream swirling in it. He's a street cat who showed up here one day and never left. I also have two parakeets who don't have actual names and have gotten by with being called "green bird" and "blue bird." Emmett's family in A Box of Matches has both a cat and a duck.

The duck emerges, making her tiny rapid cheeps, excited over the prospect of the warm water, which steams when I pour it in the bowl. She makes long scoops of water with her under-beak and then straightens her neck to let the warmth slide down. I hold out a handful of feed, and she goes at it with her beak, very fast, with much faster movements than humans can make, moving like the typing ball on an old IBM Selectric (pp. 13-14).

Greta, although not very bright in some ways, is shrewd about cats. What you do is you walk up to the cat slowly, as if you want to say hello, and when the cat tentatively extends its nose in the willing-to-sniff-and-be-sniffed stance, you peck at him sharply. Then, when the shocked cat turns to walk away, his ears back, his feelings and nose hurt, lunge at him and peck him directly on or near his anus. That makes him gallop off—for no animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck (pp. 51-51).

In the comments of the previous post, Ana mentions that her favorite subject in the book is the duck. Did you find yourself wanting to hear more about the duck? Do you have a pet of your own and do you ever make observations about its activities?



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One of my cats, Punkin (who is gray and white, not orange), also does the nipping with his teeth thing, usually when he wants his head scratched. If I'm holding him and he wants to be petted, he'll nip my arm. Not hard, just enough to get my attention.

And why is a gray and white cat named Punkin? Because he was a legacy cat. His first person (not "owner"; anyone with a cat knows that is not the relationship!) was a little old German lady. She passed away, her daughter was allergic to cats, so she pawned him off on my ex-wife, "just until we can find another home for him." Punkin's still here, the ex is gone. She tacked "Thomas" onto his name, figuring that it was kind of silly to have a non-orange Punkin cat.

Mocha doesn't nibble hard either, but his gentleness isn't enough to keep me from thinking about being eaten if I suddenly died. He's on the floor next to the wood stove right now because the heatilator is blowing the warmth around. Now he's meowing at my feet, which means he wants some petting. I gave him a quick scratch and now he's sitting on a cardboard box that's waiting to get moved into the attic.

Clearly Punkin's name has nothing to do with looking like a pumpkin. If he's a sweetie, his name probably suits him...unless it's ironic. As you know, Mocha's nickname is PooPooPoo and the neighbors hear me yelling that out the door nearly every day. Yet, I find it a bit funnier to think about you calling for your Punkin.

I know I already said this, but I really liked the duck. I liked getting to know the duck during the harsh, cold climate since birds are expected to migrate south during the winter. Something about Emmett's description of the duck and the cold climate and it preferring to eat out of a human's hand than from a bowl.

The last time I had a real pet was when I was about 3-4 years old. We lived with my grandparents then (in Nicaragua, you know, the extended family living together scenario) and we had parrots and parakeets and one cat who I named Peloto Tumbo, which losely translate into Tumble Ball-ish...lol, if that makes any sense. Anyway, it was one of those orangish cats, like Garfield. But I can't say that I can relate to you guys and your pets' observations.

Actually, Punkin is a housecat. He's been known to sneak outside if I have the windows open, but he normally doesn't go out. The only cat with in-and-out privileges is Knucksie, which is short for Knucklehead. She's actually the best cat I have, very warm and affectionate. She's also a stone killer, as any small critter that enters the yard is likely to find out. Her kill list includes a bird, a squirrel, a rabbit, a mole, and some lizards. A typical female dichotomy: Sometimes affectionate, sometimes dangerous.

Ana, Peloto Tumbo is a great name for a cat. I'm terrible at naming pets and once a name starts to stick, I feel like I should have thought of something else. I tried out a bunch of different ones on the birds, but they don't have fun personalities so nothing ever stuck. "Green bird" does have an annoying habit of masturbating with a bell hanging from the top of the cage, but calling him "Masterbird" or something like that would not make this mommy proud.

Clyde, Mocha is a bad hunter. Besides ignoring the shrews that have taken over the crawl space, he doesn't notice anything. I had a small problem with camel crickets early in winter. They'd hop right up to Mocha and he'd barely twitch an eyebrow. Before I got him he definitely lived with someone, but I suspect his lack of skills is what may have gotten him ousted. Typical male: wants his food delivered, expects you to clean up after him, and lays around the house all day. :)


Ha, your pet anecdotes are great! Mary, when you started talking about the Green Bird, it reminded of my aunt. They have a parrot and I can't remember her name right now. It's really long with a curse word somewhere in it. For Christmas, even the parrot gave out gifts to the family!

Mary, I like the way you sum up the typical male! However, there is another species, the anal retentive male. I am engaged to one, and sometimes I don't know which is better. For the most part, I consider myself very lucky because they are very rare.

As far as pets, I have two of them. Dulcinea, a blonde cocker-spaniel and Seti, a 751b lab that we should have named the Great Houdini for his ability to escape from his crate. They're quite a mix!

I got Dulcinea when I was going through a mild depression and I was just amazed at how much giving someone else your love can get you to a better place in life. I love my doggies and, to the dismay of many of my friends, I can't stop talking about them!

Anal retentive male? Is there really such a creature? They must be rare, indeed, since I'm not sure I've ever met one. :)

There are cat people and there are dog people, so we must be opposites in that way. I think a 75-lb. dog would scare the bejeezus out of me because my baby weighs only 11 lbs. But you're right, the most important thing about having pets is giving away your love. I also spend way too much time talking about Mocha, and here's a link to a picture of him next to the stove.

(By the way, clicking on the link will take you to my Flickr account. If you've ever wondered what I look like, it's the place to find out.)

They do exist! They have even been known to recommend you buy a shoe organizer for YOUR closet or think about reorganizing the kitchen pantry.

I loved your cat, you can tell he has lots of personality!

I actually had one, his name was Sancho. He was great, but him and Dulcinea did not get a long. They did bond once, over a roasted chicken that was mistakingly left on the kitchen counter. Let me say, it was not a pretty sight when we found the chicken! I miss him, though, but he is in a better place now.

As far as the 75lb lab, you have nothing to fear. He's a big baby who thinks he's a lap dog.

BTW, I forgot to mention in my last post the story of Seti and ABoM.

I am currently in the process of remodelling our home, so I try to save as much money as I can. A book addiction can be expensive to maintain, so I love my local library. However, one of the nights I came home, Richard informed me that Mr. Seti had a ball with one of my books. Yes, that's right, I'm now the proud owner of a ABoM and it's all thanks to my lovely dog Seti.

You gotta love those doggies!

Cynthia, that's a good endorsement of the book. Even dogs like A Box of Matches.

 

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