I've seen links to The Colbert Report's "Meta-Free-Phor-All" popping up around the Internet, and I finally sat down to watch it this morning. Although Stephen Colbert and Sean Penn are both pretty funny, former U.S. Poet Laureate and New Jerseyan Robert Pinsky has the best lines.

This reminds me. I need to get through George Lakoff and Mark Johnson's Metaphors We Live By so I can return it to its owner. I'm not a bibliokleptomaniac.