Um, I already sort of knew Harry Potter represents the anti-Christ, but I had no idea Voldemort is God, Tom Riddle is Jesus, and Lucius Malfoy is the Angel Gabriel.
Nothing good can come of this. Our country is now beleaguered in the Harry Potter merchandize [sic], colorfully, festively almost announcing the arrival of the anti-Christ. The worst product available to corrupt our youth was Potter's vibrating broomstick, now taken off the market under pressure of Christian parents because it taught young girls how to abuse themselves and awoke their interest in the sins of the flesh. This is damage that cannot be undone.Our own President and his wife have let this evil into the White House and have boasted Harry Potter themed Christmas decorations! The Vatican, not coincidentally located in the centre of Europe, has sided with the Satanists and proclaimed Harry Potter harmless; once again the Catholic Church forsakes the Christ and sides with those who would pull us down with them into eternal damnation. It may be already too late to save our world, but we can save our souls and refuse the ticket for a one-way trip to hell Potter provides. It is never too late to cancel your trip.
Well. Clearly, Satan is his father and his name is Harry. Rowling's Baby aside, anyone else get a Children of the Corn vibe here?
